Hank OD's

Like any good junkie, Hank's panty addiction landed him in the hospital on Thursday. After not eating or drinking for nearly 2 days, we figured out that he must have something "stuck" in his tummy. Sure enough, the x-rays showed a mass in the lower intestine. When we checked him in, he was very dehydrated. After giving him some IV fluids and prepping Hank for surgery, he miraculously pooped out the panties. The discharge report reads: "Once intravenous fluids were administered, the patient defecated underwear." We're trying to figure out whether he needs to go to puppy rehab, or if this is an addiction that he can kick on his own.